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nikkisanjuan:

How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

That’s parenting done right

joannalulu:

floppy desk

Beyoncé | Grown Woman

(Source: shecriedteamo)

(Source: satanswifipassword)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

doctorxrose:

walk into the club like

(Source: oswinoble)

daftpostpunk:

• post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
• you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
• no more selfies allowed
• blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
• heroin will be legalized
• george bush will become president again
• stock market will crash
• korea will blow the US up
• world war 3

(Source: clarasnog)

maclonna:

If Rihanna doesn’t name her greatest hits album HistoRIH i will blow things up

(Source: kottoncandymouth)