alwaysri8:

gaybrielandasstiel:

thespooklock:

thespooklock:

so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

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i bet

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you guys

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thought

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i was joking

oh dear god

HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE

(Source: onvavoiir)

oxbutt:

playing truth or dare
more like
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or

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somewhereno-oneknows:

shes clearly smoking some stronger shit if her fucking dog is talking to her

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

#WhenyouaskBeyoncéhowmanytimesshewonaGrammy

(Source: serfborts)

(Source: android-15)

penis-hilton:

OMFG I’M SCREAMING IS PARIS NOT WEARING HER CONTACTS IN THIS PICTURE??? OMG

penis-hilton:

OMFG I’M SCREAMING IS PARIS NOT WEARING HER CONTACTS IN THIS PICTURE??? OMG